Cornell
is indeed the lowest class of
universities that I have ever known, not
that I have been to many colleges, but
Cornell sure as hell is! What else you
can expect here, rural-ish style settings
with archaic buildings built amidst the
jagged and mile-deep gorges of Ithaca.
And millions of visitors come to Cornell
to see the beautiful surrounding, and
guess what! They still are going back to
where they come from, modern city with
complete amenities, huge shopping malls,
high-class street cafe where you can run
into Cindy Crawford and she doesn't know
you. So what do you have in Cornell and
Ithaca? Oh, don't tell me that lame
award-winning Ithaca Commons again! And
be advised that Boston Commons and Ithaca
Commons are not twin brothers or
anything. And that darn Pyramid Mall will
drive you crazy the second time you've
been there. And guess why Ezra Cornell
made such a perfect decision to built the
campus among the beautiful and deep
gorges of Ithaca Falls and Cascadilla
Creek? So that any unlucky Cornell
student who gets below mean in Math 294
can find such a wonderful 'respite' at
the bottom of these gorgeous gorges.
Don't be surprised to find bodies
everywhere whenever you walk along the
gorge trails. Those kids may flunk their
studies at Cornell, but they may find
peace and solace thereafter, of
course, at the bottom of the gorges. Boy,
I must've scared the shit out of you
potential Cornell freshies! Don't worry,
Math 294 isn't the only subject that you
maybe potentially get below the mean,
Physics 213 and 214 are also equivalently
hazardous to your CGPA. The professors
really love to make super-hard exam
papers and watch the students making
weird faces when answering them. And when
you think the question was damn hard
enough that the mean would be around 30,
suddenly it turned out the mean score was
85 and there were a godzillion son of a
b**** that score 100. Then you know
you're the one, baby! Then you may hear
the souls of the deceased calling for you
from Cascadilla Gorge, or East Avenue
Bridge, or the suspension bridge,
depending on your threshold frequency of
hearing. Then you know you have had to
join them. That's the only exit from
Cornell University, Ithaca, New York.
Join the ghost or face your parents, or
your sponsor, whichever might apply to
you. Or you might
consider transfering to Ithaca College
which right nearby if you will miss the
gorges, the Cayuga Lake, the Pyramid Mall
or again, the award winning Commons.
Still, there are super-intelligent kids
that can get 4.30 GPA every semester. (At
Cornell, an A+ translate to 4.30 GPA) And
I have no right to declare them as my
worst enemy or anything. But surely those
are the people that make Cornell
administration so complacent about the
quality and quantity of time average
students spent for study (and normally
don't get the desired result). They'll
say, "ah, what the heck, there are
millions of student can score 4.3 every
semester, there gotta be a few that are
left out!" That's so not true, for
God sake. Hahaha, I may sound a little
cynical about Cornell. Guess what! I
don't like Cornell. Period. My fondness
toward my future alma mater is slumping
at the same pace as my CGPA. I don't
know, but by the time I graduated from
Cornell, assuming that I would, my CGPA
would be negative number. And I would be
the first person in the solar system to
accomplish such preposterous achievement.
With a little assidous effort of course!
Only time will tell... |
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